Things That Can’t Happen but Totally Need To

1. Elizabeth Bennet on Twitter

Like I can’t even. This would be the most flawless thing on the planet. Can you imagine the banter? Yes, please.

2. The Lord of the Rings characters in The Hunger Games

This one is kind of mean but I mean come on. How awesome would this be?

May the odds be ever in your favor.

3. Mary Poppins with the Magic Mirror

Oh please. Please find the Magic Mirror! Can you imagine?!

“Mirror Mirror on the wall, who’s the most practicaly perfect of them all?”

Because, well, you know…

4. Introduce Anne to Arwen

“What on earth?” you the reader protest.

I can explain.

Anne is enthralled by nature and everything beautiful, no? What could be cooler for her than have Arwen tour her around middle-earth? That’s right: nothing. I mean, how amazing would that be? Go through Lothlorienβ€”(did I spell that right LOTR fans?)β€”with an ELF? Dibs. I think she’d just be in love with the names, honestly!

5. Get Catherine Morland (Northanger Abbey) blogging.

Seriously, make it happen! Imagine how delightful her blog would be? Full of imaginative, happy things and obsessions over books…we’d never hear the end of her love for Udolpho.

Now excuse me while I cry because these dreams will never come true… Why do you fail me, genie? Why? *Dramatic fit of sobbing*

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