September Releases I’m Dying to Get My Hands On (Also Entitled: If My Bank Account Wasn’t Already Dead It Would Be Now)

It’s September. It’s SeptemberSeptemberSeptemberSeptemberSeptemberSeptemberSeptemberSEPTEMBER.

Why am I chanting this you ask? Well:
1) I’m crazy.
2) I’M TRYING TO CONVINCE MYSELF IT’S NOT CHRISTMAS. BECAUSE WITH ALL THESE NEW RELEASES IT SURE FEELS LIKE IT.

Okay. I think I can believe it’s not Christmas now. I CAN DO IT, YOU DOUBTER.

Now to the point.

This month is kind of one of the best months for books ever.

If anticipation is a pit, I’m like 4,658,709,124 miles deep. (Please help me out. I need help.)


tower of dawn (out september 5th)

9781408887974Have I read all the Throne of Glass books like a true fan? No.

Does that make me any less excited for Tower of Dawn? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

Am I ready to re
ad more about my precious, protective puppy Captain of the Guard who I adore with all my bookish heart? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 

I’m just going to pretend that I’ve already read all of the Throne of Glass books and can jump into this book of Chaol-wonderfulness immediately. (BUT NO. Reality has other plans. #SlightlyDilusionalMarieStrikesAgain)

But I know it’s going to be awesome.

Full of tears probably. But awesome.


an enchantment of ravens (out september 26th)

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Can we talk about how amazing this book is going to be for a second?

HAHAHA JUST KIDDING.

I’m going to do all the talking here. *evil laugh here*

A Handy Little List to Persuade You to Read An Enchantment of Ravens or Face the Consequences of Imprisonment in a Scary Attic:

  • First, everyone loves it. I kind of trust that. (If 30 sheep ran off a cliff and another one followed, I’d be that sheep.)
  • Second, Autumnlands.
  • Ravens.
  • A fae Prince.
  • AN. AUTUMN. COURT.

I don’t even need to say any more.

Huh? HUH?


the language of thorns (releases september 26th)

9781250122520Favorite author + favorite author writing a new book + favorite author writing a new book in the Girshaverse + me being me = FLAILING. MAXIMUM FLAILING.

We finally get the Ravkan folktales we’ve been aching to hear since Shadow and Bone. HOW CAN YOU BE CALM ABOUT THAT?????

Exactly. You can’t.

*incoherent screaming*


Wait what?! Where’s Warcross?!? Where’s Godsgrave?! Where’s One Dark Throne?!?

BEFORE YOU KILL ME, GIVE ME A SECOND.*

I’ve haven’t read Three Dark Crowns or Nevernight yet.** SO HOW COULD I BE EXCITED ABOUT THE SEQUELS? THAT’S RIGHT, I CAN’T BE.

And then Warcross. Is it terrible that I am not even interested?!?*** I’ve only read two books by Marie Lu—and I stopped the second one mid-way #shame (IT DID NOT LOVE ME BACK OKAY)—and I wasn’t impressed? I don’t know, I’m just not a fan? Is that okay?****

*I’m overly dramatic apparently. I? Don’t? See? Why?

**PLEASE FORGIVE ME. This will be remedied. One day. Far in the future. *glares at Mount TBR*

***YES, IT IS. I KNOW. BUT I’M NOT SORRY.

****Why are you unsheathing your swords?? Is it something I said??? HAD ENOUGH OF FOOTNOTES, HUH?!?


did I miss any of your most anticipated releases for september? you gotta help me out, y’all, I KNOW I DID. drop them down and we’ll go crazy about them together.

ALSO: RQ 4 gets a name tomorrow! I AM SO EXCITED IT’S UNREAL.

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