confused? ripping your hair out?? screaming in the attic???? I got you. here’s a breakdown of each rating and what they mean.

five stars


★ ★ ★ ★ ★

What is chill? Goodbye world, I’m living in these books and only coming out to buy merch and compel you to love them too. With my stick. (It’s a big stick.)

four stars


★ ★ ★ ★

Great books, but there were some minor flaws.

three stars


★ ★ ★

Something felt off/didn’t connect with me. I still had a lot of fun with them, but I was probably also tempted to throw them at a wall or at least bash my head against once. AGONY! PAIN! EXCITING!

two stars


★ ★

Unsatisfied, disappointed and very, very sad I wasted my time and fell for the pretty cover. Covers are evil and deceptive and HAHHAHA I’M NEVER LEARNING MY LESSON

one star


I’m not saying I want to murder them…but if they got run over by a car, I would be driving that car.