Confused? Ripping your hair out?? Screaming in the attic???? I got you. Below is a breakdown of each rating and what I’ve butchered them to become.

Five stars

What is chill? Goodbye world, I’m living in these books and only coming out to buy collector’s editions and compel you to love them, too.

Right this way! All 5-star reads are filed here.

Four stars

Great books, but there were some minor flaws.

Right this way! All 4-star reads are filed here.

Three stars

Something felt off/didn’t connect with me. I was probably tempted to throw them at a wall or bash my head against a table at some point.

Right this way! All 3-star reads are filed here.

Two stars

Unsatisfied, disappointed, and ashamed of myself for falling for the pretty cover.

Right this way! All 2-star reads are filed here.

One star

If they got run over by a car, I would be driving that car.

Right this way! All 1-star reads are filed here.